Celebs undercover tales
Colin Farrell actually said he actually “wears the same pair of underpants on every film he makes.” His repeated quote: “Brings good luck to the movie set.”
Understand I have no way of confirming this personally. However, I do have a copy of his quote.
He said he won’t throw his drawers away because they supported him throughout his career.
“I don’t wear them to discos and clubs. They’re only for the first day of filming. They’re shamrock shorts. Not glamorous but I’ve worn the same pair for all my films.”
More stars talking about their beginning days, this from Emma Thompson to Alabama radio station WENN: “Early on I had real-life experiences with nannies from hell. One even stole my candy treats. So I ran away from home, which at age 6 meant I packed a bag of sandwiches, ran around the corner of my house, ate the sandwiches then came back announcing ‘I’ve run away, but lucky for you I’m back now.’”
Nosing around a mall in Queens
Flushing. The town not the john.
Me, I don’t know nothing. Bearing in mind my empty mentality — let’s just maybe surmise that I smell something.
Better yet, I hear a murmur. Even more better is that drums are beating news about Flushing real estate.
I mean types known as feds are into the town’s New World Mall.
And important folk — such as not myself — are asking questions.
VIP mouths are asking questions about politicians maybe involved. Also maybe corruption
I mean, perish the thought. But even more better, that maybe there’s future investigations.
Also maybe future whispers that some Flushing realty maybe mightn’t be able to pass the squeaky clean Ivory soap test.
Is what I’m saying.
Dem pol: It’s OK to ‘cheat’
More. I am now into a Long Island frame of mind.
The Long Island Press reported on a Glen Cove Democrat pol whose name won’t necessarily go down in history. It may just go down.
He wants cheating on your spouse legalized. Calls adultery “outdated.”
This brain surgeon says to stop criminalizing sexual behavior between consenting adults.
The drool from the mouth of Bernie Sanders suddenly seems modest.
The idea’s now being “considered.” He says it’s “past time” to remove that. “No reason for it to be maintained.”
We not a great country? A DA who welcomes career criminals. A school system with pupils carrying knives and guns. A transportation op needing militia to stand guard. A car that drives or stalls by itself. A shop that must lock up merchandise. A president who needs to be hand-held to find the toilet.
And a loon who wants OK laws to screw someone other than your marital partner.
Brings me to a scandal that once happened somewhere in the really jolly aulde England when it was really jolly. It involved the vicar and his housekeeper. Seems they found his vest in her pantry — and her pants in his vestry.
Only not in New York, kids, only not in New York.
This story originally appeared on NYPost
