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From his most recent statement, we can tell that Joe Biden has finally learned from his mistakes of using autopen in the Oval Office. READ MORE
President Trump found a new way to institute tariffs by simply drawing names of countries from a hat — although it was later found that Canada was placed in the hat over 400 times. READ MORE
Disney saw a sharp uptick in ticket sales after removing Rachel Zegler from Snow White. It seems that fans prefer Zegler’s empty dress twirling on screen over the original. READ MORE
SpaceX has been ordered to immediately return the astronauts to the International Space Station as a district judge ruled that President Trump lacked authority to pick up the two spacemen. READ MORE
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