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JD Vance has made it clear that the United States is all in on Greenland as their newest offer involves the Statue of Liberty. READ MORE
The shocking video of Elmo keying a Cybertruck came out while PBS officials were being questioned by members of Congress. READ MORE
Similar to the Yankees new “torpedo bats” that led to a blowout win against the Brewers, these new gloves are within the parameters laid out in the official MLB rule book. READ MORE
Despite Democrats naming this a constitutional crisis, nothing in the constitution says that a president can’t seek a higher office as a cybernetic god-emperor of mankind. READ MORE
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