Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.
Elon Musk said that he is looking forward for the much more relaxing job of safely transporting people to Mars. READ MORE
The United Nations still hopes an agreement can be reached despite that the terms require the continued death on Jews. READ MORE
At publishing time, Trump was reportedly playing hardball by also demanding that China provide the secret recipe for General Tso’s Chicken. READ MORE
Historians discovered the auto-feather while looking through an old storage cupboard in Mt. Vernon. READ MORE
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