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Animatronic Trump could be heard telling guests that he would challenge the rulings in the animatronic Supreme Court as soon as it is built by Disney. READ MORE
Though the public was eager for the secrets of the Israelite relic to be revealed, Bondi urged patience as the federal government took its time to investigate the Ark before releasing its findings. READ MORE
The decision was loudly protested by shark rights advocates, who maintain that a Great White shark should never be denied the right to compete in the NCAA women’s swimming competition. READ MORE
Insiders from the Pezeshkian’s staff confirmed that the Iranian leader felt uncomfortable with Carlson’s tone and demeanor. READ MORE
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