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How is FOMO being created in harmless people thanks to the perfect capitalization of poor Lizzo: “First time at the legendary Hiiibiza”? She tagged the producer Kaytranada, sending the crowd into madness for a prospective collaboration. But hey-let’s talk about the elephant in the room: Flo Milli was there too!
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According to the video, Lizzo was like, “I’m brave and brave,” before throwing her hands up in the air screaming “Yessss!” at a realization of a secret of life at a DJ set. No need for any explanations; this is the energy of peak Lizzo.
The comment sections were flooding with exhilaration, confusion, and random fame-related rants; “Flo Milli was there too but wasn’t tagged,” wrote one. This comment was met with a chorus of replies like, “LIKE HELLO!!!” and “Girll we not tagging Flo as well?😂.” Then the omission snowballed into a mini-drama, one commenting jokingly, “Purposely not tagging @flolikethis, I see you 😂🫵.”
Meanwhile, SZA slid in with, “Aww bitch I need uuuu,” making at least one occasion where celeb friendships are just as chaotic as like group chats. Somebody had to ask, “WHERE IS SZAAA BOOO ????” because basically no post ever gets made without an SZA mention.
Then there was some dude who went off, claiming he’d ever “have to be single” if he became famous because he’s “too nice.” Sir, this is a Lizzo post.
Kaytranada fans basically threw all subtlety out the window: “I love that man sm 😭” and “Collab plz 💙” were the main reactions, with one even outright questioning, “Wait, are we gonna get a Lizzy @kaytranada collab?!😍”
And then… coming through real wild was: “Stop eating babies adrenochrome Lizzo!” And ma’am, this is Hiiibiza.
Mostly just vibing that Lizzo was having a great time. “The place I’ve always dreamed of being 😍” and “Living her best life. 👏😍” put it very well. One even referred to that night as “ikonic🛸‼️,” and indeed it was with that lineup.
In the time bounties Tecca going untagged and SZA showered in unwarranted affection and sarcastic hopes for a collaboration, this post, in 10 seconds, has less done than many parties do throughout the whole weekend. Also, I swear, Lizzo literally put nothing down in the caption except “First time at @hiibizaofficial 😛❤️ @kaytranada,” yet the comments managed to dredge it into a full-blown soap opera. Never change, internet.
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Known for its wild, crazy parties and with Lizzo’s post practically screaming the same chaotic spirit—unadulterated bliss, crazy friendships, and a comment section that might as well have taken the producer credit for the post—it kills me to say it: Whether teasing new music or just vibing with legends, one thing’s for sure: Lizzo’s summer is officially a winner.
This story originally appeared on Celebrityinsider
