Welcome to The Real Housewives of Miami Season 7 Episode 7 recap. Last time, Larsa and Lisa called a truce. And Alexia’s Greek-themed party bombed when Lisa discovered what her RHOM friends thought about her. Here’s what happened in RHOM Season 7 Episode 7: “Textual Tension.”
What happened in Real Housewives of Miami Season 7 Episode 7?
Julia and her wife finally introduced their sons to Alexia and Adriana. The RHOM ladies attended the LGBTQ+ Task Force Gala. Meanwhile, Stephanie and Alexia butted heads over Alexia’s estranged husband, Todd Nepola. And Guerdy hosted a Celebration of Life party, where she publicly shamed Julia.
The RHOM ladies showed out for the LGBTQ+ Task Force Gala
Julia and Martina invited Aunties Adriana and Alexia over to meet their sons, Luca and Jaxon. The children made a cameo with Julia in her confessional, and it was so sweet. Alexia brought gifts, so she was more popular than Adriana.
Meanwhile, Karamo Brown FaceTimed to meet the boys. He also invited Julia and all the ladies to the LGBTQ+ Task Force Gala because he is being honored. “The LGBTQ+ Task Force is all about fighting for freedom and justice for LGBTQ people,” Julia explained. When it was time for the gala, the ladies all looked stunning and brought their A-game. Unfortunately, Larsa was unable to attend.
Meanwhile, Karamo saw Stephanie’s diamond necklace and declared, “I can smell money and that’s money.” Stephanie quipped, “My husband smells delicious.” Then Kiki arrived with Carmen Carrera, who appeared on RuPaul’s Drag Race. Kiki knows Carmen from the modeling world. I’m happy to announce that the RHOM cast was on their best behavior for the gala. It was a miracle!
Stephanie makes it all about Todd in The Real Housewives of Miami Season 7
To celebrate being one year cancer-free, Guerdy planned a Celebration of Life. Everyone was asked to wear white for the event. While the 40 guests anticipated a joyful celebration, including a donation to a cancer charity, Guerdy had other plans.
When Julia came to the event, she chatted with Guerdy’s husband, Russell Abraira. Julia shared that she and Guerdy were on a better road now. Russell hopes so, but this was an awkward conversation.
Meanwhile, Julia told Marysol that Todd wants Alexia back, much to Marysol’s dismay. Then Alexia and Stephanie joined the conversation. “Are we talking about Todd? We had a party for him,” Stephanie said, referencing Alexia’s Greek narcissism party.
“It wasn’t for him,” Alexia replied. “It was for all of you that are a bunch of f*cking narcissists, by the way.” Stephanie fired back, “Including you.”
Of course, Alexia set the record straight. “I’m actually not, I’m too much of an empath. And I’m not full of myself like maybe you are,” she told the newbie.
Trying to diffuse the situation, Marysol reminded Stephanie that Todd is still Alexia’s husband. Stephanie responded that Alexia was “very catty … when you bring him up.”
As the ladies gathered by the bar, Stephanie continued to needle Alexia about her Grecian party being “inspired by Todd.” Stephanie won’t admit defeat.
“You know why? Because Todd is a Greek god,” Alexia claimed. “Now you’re delusional,” Stephanie remarked. I agree with Stephanie on this one.
Guerdy roasts Julia on The Real Housewives of Miami Season 7
Guerdy presented a check to a cancer charity, and she gave an emotional speech. She tearfully thanked Russell and her sons, Miles and Liam. It was a lovely moment.
However, before Russell left the party, he and Guerdy chatted about Julia. He said that Julia believed that she and Guerdy were “making progress.” Not so fast! Guerdy was still upset that Julia broke their pact and discussed their private business at Alexia’s party.
“I’m not going to take sh*t lying down anymore, so we’re going to need to teach her a little lesson,” Guerdy told her hubby. So, Guerdy set up a surprise for Julia.
Once again, Guerdy took the microphone for a speech. She decided to “shed some clarity” on a situation within the friend group. Guerdy mentioned an incident from “a few weeks back.” Buckle up, Julia!
Guerdy stated that she was going to “set the record straight by telling the truth, and exposing the lies.” Then a group of text messages between her and Julia about the cruise appeared on the wall. Guerdy hoped that dropping the messages would allow the group to move forward in “a positive, truthful manner.” If that was truly her intent, it was an epic fail.
The RHOM ladies react to Guerdy’s stunt
Marysol told Julia that Guerdy’s actions were “super f*cking dirty.” According to Guerdy, Julia asked Guerdy to go on the cruise, not the other way around. In part of Julia’s text, it said, “I thought you wanted to be here and would’ve enjoyed being here … otherwise I would’ve never suggested to join me and leave your kids and Russell!” So, Guerdy wanted to prove that Julia lied.
When Lisa asked Guerdy if she and Julia were moving on, Guerdy explained to Lisa and Adriana about how Julia broke their pact. Meanwhile, Julia told the ladies that she came to support Guerdy, “not to get personally attacked.”
Plus, Alexia, Larsa, Marysol, and Julia chatted outside the venue. Marysol told Julia, “It was a public humiliation. She might as well have tied you to a stake and had everyone stone you and set you on fire.”
However, when Stephanie joined the group and announced that she was “going to stay neutral,” Alexia became activated. Stephanie admitted displaying the text messages was “very rude and very distasteful.” However, she wanted “to hear both sides.”
Alexia told Stephanie, “So if you want to be neutral and you want to go in there and kiss Guerdy’s *ss, then you do that.” Stephanie replied, “I’m not kissing anyone’s *ss and you need to f*cking shut the f*ck up.” She added, “Maybe this is your norm because you’re married to a crazy guy that made you think this is a norm.” WOW!
Finally, the squabbling duo agreed not to bring up each other’s marriages. Then, Adriana pulled Julia aside and suggested that she show Guerdy’s messages. “I’m not going down to Guerdy’s level,” Julia told Adriana. “I have nothing to say to Guerdy, and nothing to justify.”
The Real Housewives of Miami Season 7 airs on Wednesdays at 9/8c on Bravo. It streams on Hayu in the UK and Ireland.
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