It’s tagline time! Ahead of Real Housewives of Miami Season 7 Episode 4, Bravo dropped the taglines for all of the mojito-holders. That includes the new Housewife, Stephanie Shojaee.
At this point, we’ve heard hundreds of taglines from Housewives coast-to-coast. It’s what separates the Housewives from the friends, and sadly, these new ones from Miami aren’t life-changing. They could have been written by AI for all we know. Regardless, this season of Miami has been top-tier entertainment, so we’re excited to see what happens next. A tagline does not determine greatness.
The Real Housewives of Miami Season 7 taglines have arrived
- Alexia Nepola: “I may be a Cuban doll, but I’m no one’s toy.”
- Larsa Pippen: “It’s hard to get on my bad side, because I don’t have one.”
- Guerdy Abraira: “I’m a fierce fighter, and an even stronger survivor.”
- Julia Lemigova: “My chicken coop is full and now so is my house.”
- Lisa Hochstein: “I may not be prompt, but I’m worth the wait.”
- Stephanie Shojaee: “I don’t just sell luxury, I live it.”
While these taglines aren’t necessarily memorable, the drama in Season 7 so far has everybody talking. The season kicked off with Alexia getting hit with an unexpected divorce and Larsa dragging Lisa over their friendship with Marcus Jordan. Then, we saw Julia throw a drink on Guerdy, who’s trying her best to thrive after her breast cancer journey. It’s a lot.
Meanwhile, we’ve yet to meet Stephanie, but in her cast bio, the network teased that she’ll give the women a “run for their money” when she makes her debut. Based on this tagline, it seems like they meant that literally.
The Real Housewives of Miami airs on Bravo every Wednesday at 9/8c. It streams on Hayu in the UK and Ireland.
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