Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.
The contest promises to be exciting, with oddsmakers giving Zohran Mamdani a fifty percent chance of dying. READ MORE
The group carried out the attack in the dead of night last week, posting the logo on sites across the world and sending Americans reeling. READ MORE
Longtime Newsom aide Jackson Price felt things were starting to get weird after the governor handed him a rifle and asked him to aim for his earlobe. READ MORE
According to sources, Bolton always keeps a herd of walruses nearby in case he needs to disappear. READ MORE
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