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Limited-edition treats have everyone buzzing: Mike The Situation Sorrentino. If it’s the Jersey Shore reference anyone would want, the cookie-the-walnut-chocolate-chip-is-back-in-town @ Bang Cookies where the crowd is literally going crazy.
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Simple post. Simple message: “You asked, we delivered. The exclusive, most asked for, walnut chocolate chip cookie is back for this week and this week only at @bangcookies.” Again, with his signature flair, Sorrentino chimed in, “You know I’ll be getting a box, will you?”
Now anyone comes from The Situation’s camp will say the man never halves it. Never with gym selfies, family-time pictures, even sales pitches. So, would you doubt if we said it’s not any different for a cookie collab? Hell, no! This limited-time offer is keeping people scrambling to get their hands on the treat before it vanishes-yet-again.
And the all-time fun came in the comments. One user just could not resist the gag: “The hair is giving me Pauly D!!!!” Well, throwback enough. The Situation’s slicked-up hairdo has been a subject of talk since its inception. Another member of the crowd went, “I’m getting Kim Jong personally,” which—ok, that’s a fresh angle. But hey, if it works, it works.
There were also snackers: “That cookie looks so good! Do you have a confetti cake cookie?” Ready to gain more cookie knowledge. Meanwhile, the other was all research: “Ok!!!! I don’t see them on the site.” Case of massive FOMO.
One-hundred percent people were, however, not impressed. One just punch her in the jugular: “What’s with the hair? Looks like u got a tumor in your head lol.” Ouch. Then another one starts giving crisp bits: “The eye makeup is outstanding Mike.” Priorities, people.
But let’s not forget the true MVP of the comments came from an allergic cookie-lover dropping: “You should make a plain chocolate chip cookie for people who don’t like sea salt and are allergic to nuts.” He continued, “Just be careful not to contaminate the other cookies w walnuts. My husband is allergic.” Now, that is what I call a true fight for the cause.
And… there were fans from beyond the borders wondering: “@mikethesituation can we order these in Canada?” Proving the situation’s reach knows no borders.
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In the end, whether you’re down for the cookies or that hair or just the insane chaos of it all, one thing stands out: Mike The Situation Sorrentino is a name that will perpetually stay in the vibrant conversations of yesteryear. And that also means bringing back a legendary cookie for a limited run: that’s just icing on the cake. Or in this case, the walnut.
This story originally appeared on Celebrityinsider
