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Vinny Guadagnino found himself in the proverbial media spotlight after his scandalous declarations during the vacation on Burgundy in Jamaica: having fallen in love, doubting the viability of long-distance relationships. Words were coming forth from his silly mouth, giving his perspective on the dating game and sharing confessions and opinions relative to dating-related geography. Henceforth, the comments became meme-worthy and drew effortless hundreds of reactions from entertained audiences.
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Almost no ordinary clip would be shared by any Jersey Shore official Instagram account, and yet this one just reeks of reality TV treasure. In the clip, Vinny (quite sincerely) spoke about his Jamaica experience, coining the now-famous phrase “it’s just a plane ride” when asked about long-distance relationships. His rationale? He practically said that when one’s rear end is magnificent enough, the adverse signs become green lights for international style of dating. Classic Vinny.
With dry humor and beauty of infernal logic, Vinny proceeds through his explanation: “I got like this huge red flag when it comes to long distance,” he said, adding, “but like the bigger a girl’s ass gets, it starts to turn into a green flag.” Suddenly, an eruption of laughter from the cast around him occurred, and with the world’s best pragmatic funnies, he solves this dilemma: “I’m like, oh well, it’s just a plane ride.”
Supportive, contrasting, and outright roasting comments instantly contested the star: “lol yo Jamaica bare jokes good times,” commented one with air of holiday spirit, while another simply remarked, “Vinny looks the same 😂,” referring to his level of permanence through time.
Love story dramas for international relations got better traction within Canadian fans. There was a series of comments such as “Vinny gotta come back to Canada 😂😂” and just plainly state that “Canada is right there 😍,” implying the sweetheart might be somewhere north of the border.
Yet some were suspicious of Vinny´s dating dilemmas. Many questioned his masculinity outright; one commenter boldly decided, “I think Vinny is gay😂,” and then added, “He’s gay… dude Vinny just admit it.” Alas, this is perhaps the very first and certainly not the last time fans will critique and speculate on Vinny’s love life.
The argument took a sobering turn when one commenter brought up the question about why cast member Ronnie Ortiz-Magro is still on the show, given his alleged past. And this glow painfully dissolved back into an argument over redemption and second chances: a little Jersey Shore banter shifts quickly back to real talk.
Some gave relationship advice, with another warning any new love-interest: “Girl we don’t know you but run for the fkn hills 🚩🚩🚩,” while some were standing by Vinny: “Good for you Vinny. Never settle for these average women who are just looking to trick you into marriage so they can drain your money and energy. You’re in your prime now!”
The ocean-default international crowd seemed to have thrown in comments translated, with a German viewer saying, “I personally think that she doesn’t suit Vinny visually at all! 😂,” setting corroboration that the Jersey Shore phenomenon has crossed oceans.
What makes this moment particularly funny is that it emphasizes the ongoing narrative of Vinny-the ever-picky bachelor who is perpetually also looking for love but something else comes along to say why it can’t work. His “plane ride” philosophy won’t win him many points with relationship gurus but will surely secure his role in the pantheon of great reality TV moments.
Filled with laughter, passionate arguments, and thousands of crying-laughing emojis atop the comments count, one thing is clear: a couple of drumbeats have been shot at the Jersey Shore loyalists by Vinny’s Jamaica confession. These castmates capable of such watercooler moments even after years of limelight are why Jersey Shore continues to be kings and queens of reality TV. Will Vinny actually make good on that plane ride? For now, the fanbase is dead-set on discussing it.
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The laughter intensified when television viewers reflected on Vinny’s connection to his fans and his comedic moments.
This story originally appeared on Celebrityinsider
