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Zohran Mamdani’s socialist policies to solve New York City’s budget problems feature a rent freeze, 200,000 affordable housing units, and the elimination of bus and subway fares. READ MORE
When asked about setting Letitia James’s bail money at $355 million, President Trump told reporters, “We just want everyone to be treated equally.” READ MORE
The Trump administration announced that the Throne Room in the White House is now complete, with Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt saying the room “is now truly fitting for a king.” READ MORE
High school chemistry teacher, William Wright, was stunned to hear his students ask how they can cook crystal meth, as Wright told reporters, “I had no idea what these kids were talking about,” while adding he has no experience in making drugs. READ MORE
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