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Platner handily won the Democratic primary in Maine, with liberal voters sadly having no clue that his character may be a bit suspect. READ MORE
“If you don’t like our suggested temperature, off to gulag!” Mamdani told reporters. READ MORE
“He’s always steady and consistent,” one GOP senator said under the condition of anonymity. “Alive, dead, it’s all the same to us. Honestly, I thought he’d been dead since 2022. Have you seen him?” READ MORE
According to officials at the Department of Homeland Security, the Belgian team came under suspicion shortly after advancing to the Round of 16. READ MORE
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