Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.
“That’s my secret,” Dr. Banner replied, “I’m always angry at the Jews.” READ MORE
President Trump ordered that today be a national day of mourning in recognition of America’s tremendous loss. READ MORE
At publishing time, Iran had vowed to retaliate against Trump’s plans, stating that the IRGC “would not hesitate” to use sharp little pins to pop the balloons keeping the golf course afloat. READ MORE
Computer scientists estimated that roughly one-third of all data center processing is currently tasked with creating, circulating, and storing content about the dangers of data centers. READ MORE
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