Fighting the right battle
Born in New York, lives in New York, works in New York.
Donald.
Most famous man in the world.
He Trumps them all.
Barely a breath after civilization attempted to devastate him with its worst, most hideous unbelievable judgment, who else could sit on TV — calm, collected — and state: “Success is my vengeance.”
Yes, Donald talks. Because he can!
He says icky Nikki hasn’t quit shuffling around the presidential race “because she doesn’t know how to get out!”
He talks of “migrant crime.”
He says “our country is on a communist track.”
He mentions Alexei Navalny, adding, “The other side’s now also trying to damage me just so they can win an election.”
He called Nancy Pelosi “a disgrace.”
He avoided mentioning how the White House is covering a stumbling fumbling bumbling disoriented specter who once hid in his own basement and can’t put his own tongue together.
I re-quote professional pollster Frank Luntz: “Biden’s weak. Not the same today that he was four years ago. Because he wasn’t even the same then four years ago. He was sleazy. He knew how to work the system — but he had no ability. He never accomplished anything.”
A senator 36 years, Biden’s accomplishments lack a huge scrapbook to show for it except for what he and his kin might have that allegedly possibly could be not so good to show off about. Maybe.
He didn’t attack Kamala because — as even Mars, Uranus and Jupiter know — there’s nothing inside Kamala to attack.
A slow Bern
After Laura Ingraham’s interview Jesse Watters’ Fox News program then aired another DC brain: Bernie Sanders — who barked, babbled and again puked.
So who’s running America? Jersey’s Menendez whose home hid cash piles higher than the pyramids?
Biden’s badly dressed wife, a puppeteer with long peroxided teenager hair who gives him signals and directions?
The son who once upon a crime said: “Computer? What computer?”
And ours is not to reason why — ours is just to interrogate and try — to learn how Biden’s younger — and could be savvier — brother James explains how a mid-level earner family got to be big-level millionaires.
Following this TV interview, a news photog wrote to the Internet about Rex Tillerson, our former Sec’y of State, a bachelor of science grad who formerly was CEO of ExxonMobil: “Rex Tillerson was correct. The president is a f - - king moron.”
Look, we know Trump can’t sprout wings. However, could be said, in his profession, real estate arithmetic — since we roomed in caves — has long had a calculus all its own.
An apartment hunting friend scouted Central Park South. The rental agent waltzed him through a triplex so large that before he got to his bedroom he already owed one week’s rent.
Only in New York, kids, only in New York.
This story originally appeared on NYPost