Basically, they’ve upgraded clubbing and partying to marriage and diapers. Some of the former Vanderpump Rules stars have grown up and moved out to the suburbs.
Jax Taylor, Brittany Cartwright, and Kristen Doute now live in the San Fernando Valley. The former SUR staffers have traded “the single life” for “married with children.”
“The concrete jungle, the hardcore city life, that’s for when you’re in your 20s,” Kristen tells us. “But I’m 40 now. The Valley is where I need to be.”
Pump Rules grows up
Kristen and her partner, Luke Broderick, are attempting to conceive a child and will share their fertility struggles on camera. “I can’t just get knocked up, like, any day of the week,” Kristen tells Luke in a clip.
“The Valley is the next chapter of our lives,” confesses Jax, as he’s pushing his and Brittany’s son Cruz down the street in a stroller. Additionally, did you ever think you’d see Jax Taylor pushing a stroller? Does he also change diapers?
“It’s nice to have a lot of friends around us who are kind of in the same phase of their lives,” Brittany adds.
Their friends Jesse and Michelle Lally are joining them on the show, along with Jason and Janet Caperna, Jasmine Goode and Zack Wickham, and Danny and Nia Booko. Further, Janet’s pregnancy is featured in Season 1, along with her and Zack’s marital tension.
Apparently, the hard-partying days are over. Now they have tiny people in their lives who don’t need to have swear words added to their growing vocabularies. And the ones who can talk repeat important instructions overheard from Mom, like, “No drinking!”
“All these people move to The Valley, get a house, pop out a couple of kids, and then think they’re so grown up,” says Zack. “But these people don’t grow up,” as we witness some VPR-worthy drama.
“I’ve been to therapy twice this week, just over this group of people,” Kristen admits.
“Who’s her therapist?” Jax wants to know. “Cause that person needs to be fired.”
The Valley premieres Tuesday, March 19 on Bravo.
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This story originally appeared on Realitytea
