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Cuomo reportedly gathered his advisors close together so he could really get a good feel of what happened after the loss. READ MORE
According to Newsom, Newsom has taken every possible opportunity to sabotage his political career and ought to pay for it in a court of law. READ MORE
At publishing time, Mamdani issued a follow-up statement saying that he plans to build a Mount Rushmore of Karl Marx, Mao Zedong, Joseph Stalin, and Che Guevara in lower Manhattan. READ MORE
“The military is full of sexy birds and I don’t want to downplay the hard work of our babes on the ground, toots,” Hegseth said during an apology. READ MORE
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