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Inside sources said the move came after an impasse in contentious negotiations between representatives of the Trump administration and the Santa Claus regime. READ MORE
Chief Wiggum has been busy since arriving in Rhode Island just days ago. He’s revisited the crime scene and traced the FBI’s steps to check for anything they may have missed. READ MORE
“We are once again asking all Texans to please put down your shotguns for just twelve hours,” said Governor Greg Abbott. READ MORE
“It’s right there in the lyrics, plain as day,” Minaj told several confused conservative journalists after she shut down AmFest. READ MORE
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