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The White House later made it clear that refusal to laugh would bring consequences. READ MORE
“It never crossed my mind that this could be taken in a negative way by anyone,” she continued as she wept. “I would never want the fact that I spray-painted ‘GO AWAY JEWS’ on a synagogue to make Jewish people think I want them to go away.” READ MORE
At publishing time, Soros had reportedly bought up large amounts of currency on the money markets in a last-ditch effort to wipe out Canada. READ MORE
According to witnesses who overheard the conversation, Mrs. Vance would not be swayed. “I love you, sweetheart, but no, absolutely not,” she reportedly told her husband. READ MORE
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